Tolkien Addicts Anonymous

[Lady Elwen]

Welcome, all, to Tolkien Addicts Anonymous, hereafter known as T.A.A. ;D

Of course, we're all here to confess rather pointlessly our Tolkien addictions... Whether you may choose to accept it or gain help is your choice...

Now, to begin...


Hi... I'm, er.... I'm Elwen.... And I'm a... yeah... I'm a confirmed Tolkien addict.... And, well.... Okay, yeah - I'm darned proud of it!! Anyone want to join me? ;D


Took this idea from what became of Alassante's introduction thread... had some fun with it...

~ Elwen

[Elbereth]

Lol Elwen... Let's see...

Okay, I'm.... Oh dear... Well, I'm Elbereth... *coughs slightly* And I... well, I got involved in Tolkien about eight years ago... and since then... I kind of really went in and now know too much... But... okay, done with that act - yes, I'm a Tolkien addict. No, I don't want treatment. Hey Elwen! *runs over to stand by her* I'm joining you over here - these people are creeping me out by staring!

~ Elbereth

[Anaroriel]

*Stares at the Tolkien addicts* Welcome Elbereth and Elwen. We are glad you are here. Admitting it is the first step.

Now, me, I have no problems. ;D I'm perfectly healthy, sane, and have no strange or consuming obsessions.

[Lady Elwen]

*raises hand* Begging your pardon, miss, but if you have none of the aforementioned, albeit one, why are you present at this meeting? Even our manager (whomever she may be) is recovered from said addiction, which is why she is here, although granted, not making much progress at all with any of us... But I digress...

~ Elwen

[Anaroriel]

*feels like a trapped animal* I, uhh... don't know... *quickly glances around for an exit and fails* Ok... ok... *walks up to podium* I, uh... anyone want to hear a joke about water chesnuts? *silence* Ok, then. *cricket chirps* My name is Ana... and I... *suddenly drops to her knees and begins weeping* I'M A TOLKIEN ADDICT!!!! *sob* It's true! For so many years now, well, actually only two and a half, I have been... OBSESSED! *blows nose loudly and sits down*

Next?

[Lady Elwen]

*nods* I thought so... As you yourself said, admitting it is the first step...

Now, I've already spoken, so stop staring at me. I agree with Ana - who's next? And where in Arda is our manager? Leader? That person?

~ Elwen

[Mithwen Delbaeth]

Hello, um, I'm Eldariel. I confess I... I... I once hated Lord of the Rings. Well I was more afraid of it. My mom started reading it to me when I was like, 6 and once we got to the Nazgul.... Anyway I began to like it again after I saw the Fellowship of the Ring (movie version) a month after it came out when I was 8 on recomendation of my friend. So yes, I AM A TOLKEIN ADDICT NOW!!!!!! ;D

[Lady Elwen]

*nods* Welcome, Eldariel. Perhaps you should have stayed afraid of it, but again, I digress...

Now, who else cares to come forward?

~ Elwen

[Lady Adara]

Erm.... *squirms* I'm... Oh, to hell with it... Yes, I'm a Tolkien addict and have been for years now... Do I care? No, not really. Heehee... 'Tis fun! You should try it!! *runs over to stand with Elwen* Ha!

~ Adara

[Nathron]

*revives the half-dead TAA and steps in*

*clears throat* Ah, well... Hi, erm, hello... I'm... Nathron, and you can call me Nath for short, and I'm... oh, I'm rambling again, aren't I? *clears throat again* Um, I'm... Well... I'm kind of a... Tolkien addict... I have been for the past ten years, and...

*long pause* Anyone hear about the blonde lobster? *silence*

Okay then... Well, I'm... *sighs and throws up hands* Never mind... Tolkien addict, very, very proud of it, and quite prepared to repeat myself in Sindarin to make my point. *walks calmly over to join Elwen* I suppose that makes one more they haven't cured...

~ Nath